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Jon English: Music

1300 The Zone Parody Songs - 2006 Longhorn Season!

Aggie Pie (American Pie)

(Jon English via Don McLean)
Original music by Don McLean, and the fake lyrics by Jon English

Colt McCoy Can Survive (Country Boy Can Survive)

Cowboys

Tortillas (parody of Cecilia by Simon and Garfunkle)

(Jon English)
Paul Simon and Art Garfunkle wrote the real song. I just made up fake lyrics.

Mack's Back in Lincoln (Werewolves of London)

(Jon English)
Warren Zevon wrote the original music and lyrics. Jon English wrote the fake ones.

Baylor (Eric Clapton's Layla)

(Jon English)
Fake lyrics by Jon English. Real music by Derek and the Dominoes (You can look it up!)

OU Sucks (Pour Some Sugar On Me)

(Jon English)
Written by Def Leppard, but I wrote the fake lyrics.

Sam Houston State (Wave on Wave parody)

(Jon English)
Pat Green. He really wrote this, not me. I just wrote the fake lyrics.

In Between the Games That Matter (The Big 12 Sucks)

(Jon English)
Lots of people have done this, I think the original is Nancy Sinatra, it's called "Flowers on the Wall". You probably know it from the Pulp Fiction soundtrack.

Horn's Will Survive (click HERE to buy Jon's NEW CD!)

(Jon English)
Parody of the cover Cake did of the original song by Gloria Gaynor. Then the fake lyrics are by Jon English.

We Are Texas (click HERE to buy Jon's NEW CD!)

(Jon English)
Parody of the original song "We Will Rock You" by Queen...

Horn's Hometown... (click HERE to buy Jon's NEW CD!)

(Jon English)
Parody of the original song "My Hometown" by Charlie Robison
Fake words by Jon English